Parody ‘Subgenius’ Religion Wants to Crowdfund An Alien-Contacting Beacon

In 1979 the followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs founded a satirical religion called the Church of the Subgenius. (Slackware Linux reportedly drew its name from the “pursuit of Slack”, a comfort-seeking tenet of the 38-year-old parody religion.) Combining UFOs and conspiracy theories with some social critiques (and a few H.P. Lovecraft characters), the strange group is now re-emerging online with an official Facebook page — and a slick new video channel.

In “Adventures in the Forbidden Sciences,” former church CEO K’taden Legume announces that in January of 2016, “the Subgenius Foundation received an overdue bill for a storage locker in the Pacific Northwest registered under the name J. R. Dobbs. Behind the steel door was a freight elevator leading deep underground to what was long considered to be a myth: The church’s long-abandoned forbidden science laboratories. Hidden in a forgotten cavern, packed floor-to-ceiling with thousands of crates dating back to the mid-19th century.” Eighteen months of experimentation lead to clues about a flying saucer arriving on “the Black Day” — and one last chance at eternal salvation and everlasting Slack: the construction of an alien-contacting beacon. Legume calls it “our best last hope for getting off of this planet. We have the tech. We have the moxie to do this, but to finish the beacon — we need your help.”

“The Beacon will be constructed by a team of ‘Forbidden Scientists’ led by former church CEO Dr. K’taden Legume,” writes new Slashdot reader Ktaden Legume, touting a new $25,000 campaign to crowdfund the beacon’s construction.

So far it’s raised $294.


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